Thursday, June 11, 2009
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The Visit To Cat Castle
After a few weeks smushed into the gingerbread house...
The architects decided to build the bunnyla (and the kittenfox indirectly), a new house.
Wanting it to be a surprise (for Bunnyla), they took Kittenfox aside and recommended she take Bunnyla on a vacation. She thought for a moment, then told Bunnyla that they were going to see her family.
"Meep!!!" Bunnyla cried, "Yoo have a family?!"
"Of course," Kittenfox replied, "Don't you?"
Bunnyla thought about this for a moment. "I have a Bunnyla-Herd that I have a Bunny-Tie to..."
The truth was, that bunnylas had only ever consisted of male critters! So once a year, the bunnylas would gather in their town square and send off many baskets to the stork. When the stork had accepted the gifts (and some bunnyla fur to determine what to put into the basket), it sent the baskets back with a tiny (and always male) bunnyla within each one. The bitty baby bunnylas were then assigned to a volunteering bunnyla parent, and never before had a female "bunnysha" ever been needed. (Incidentally, the bunnyshas did the same thing)... But I digress...
"Well, we're going to see my pappycat!"
Bunnyla leapt excitedly and rushed to pack, only to find that everything had been packed ready for him. "Hmmm..." Said he, and being a smart bunnyla, he began to be suspicious.
"Come on Bunnyla, we is going now!" Kittenfox called from down the (now adequately lit at night) stairs.
Promptly forgetting what he was thinking about, Bunnyla trotted down the stairs with his packed baggy. "Okies Kittenfox! Let's go!"
The two of them ambled outside and were met by Stewart, who showed the critters how to operate the newly modified bunnyla stretcher.
Bowing low to Bunnyla, he spoke to Kittenfox. "The stretcher has been modified with a motor and navigator. Simply speak into the microphone and tell it where you want to go."
A few architects carried the Bag Of Snacks and packed it underneath the seats.
Bunnyla hopped in and tooted the horn. "C'mon Kitten, let's go!"
Kittenfox joined Bunnyla and spoke their destination into the microphone...
"Cat Kingdom!"
The architects decided to build the bunnyla (and the kittenfox indirectly), a new house.
Wanting it to be a surprise (for Bunnyla), they took Kittenfox aside and recommended she take Bunnyla on a vacation. She thought for a moment, then told Bunnyla that they were going to see her family.
"Meep!!!" Bunnyla cried, "Yoo have a family?!"
"Of course," Kittenfox replied, "Don't you?"
Bunnyla thought about this for a moment. "I have a Bunnyla-Herd that I have a Bunny-Tie to..."
The truth was, that bunnylas had only ever consisted of male critters! So once a year, the bunnylas would gather in their town square and send off many baskets to the stork. When the stork had accepted the gifts (and some bunnyla fur to determine what to put into the basket), it sent the baskets back with a tiny (and always male) bunnyla within each one. The bitty baby bunnylas were then assigned to a volunteering bunnyla parent, and never before had a female "bunnysha" ever been needed. (Incidentally, the bunnyshas did the same thing)... But I digress...
"Well, we're going to see my pappycat!"
Bunnyla leapt excitedly and rushed to pack, only to find that everything had been packed ready for him. "Hmmm..." Said he, and being a smart bunnyla, he began to be suspicious.
"Come on Bunnyla, we is going now!" Kittenfox called from down the (now adequately lit at night) stairs.
Promptly forgetting what he was thinking about, Bunnyla trotted down the stairs with his packed baggy. "Okies Kittenfox! Let's go!"
The two of them ambled outside and were met by Stewart, who showed the critters how to operate the newly modified bunnyla stretcher.
Bowing low to Bunnyla, he spoke to Kittenfox. "The stretcher has been modified with a motor and navigator. Simply speak into the microphone and tell it where you want to go."
A few architects carried the Bag Of Snacks and packed it underneath the seats.
Bunnyla hopped in and tooted the horn. "C'mon Kitten, let's go!"
Kittenfox joined Bunnyla and spoke their destination into the microphone...
"Cat Kingdom!"
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Conclusion... Or is it?
The bunnyla and the kittenfox raced over to the Cheese.
"We found it Bunnyla! We found it!"
Bunnyla looked up at it in awe. It was the biggest bit of cheese he'd ever seen! It even dwarfed the sleeping Bossyfingy! "Ooh," Said he, and he poked the cheese with a soft grey paw.
The massive cheese was unmoved.
The architects quickly set about figuring out a way to get it into the sky.
"Nono architects," Said Kittenfox, overhearing. "We are taking the cheese to Highest Hill, where there is a bigonormous ladder waiting for us!"
The architects conferred some more. Then they all turned to Kittenfox.
"We're afraid there is a slight engineering problem."
Kittenfox and Bunnyla frowned at these words.
"The cheese is just too massive to lift into any sort of transportationary device! We could move it if it were say,, already on the tank, but right now... It's impossible."
Undaunted, Kittenfox began thinking of ways to get the cheese onto the snow tank. After awhile, when the sun was setting pink in the sky, she hit on her idea.
"I KNOW!" Cried she. The bunnyla ran over and held a lightbulba made out of cookie over her head.
"We have to find The Flaw!" She continued.
The Bunnyla's ears drooped in terror. "The... The... The the the... ... ... ...F... Flaw?"
"Yes." Said Kittenfox firmly. "We can start now. With flaw-bait! Make me some, architects!"
The architects hmmed and ahhed for awhile before replying that because the bunnyla was ascared of The Flaw, they would not attract it in any way.
Kittenfox stomped a kittenfoot and packed some of the architect-made food and stomped off to find The Flaw by herself. The bunnyla was torn between safety and his kittenfox's Flaw-hunt. He eventually fell asleep trying to decide.
"Oh Fla-aw?" Kittenfox called, holding out morsels of food (in between eating them). "Where aa-re you?" She was in a rough patch (of cookie) and it was now night-time. Kittenfox was very sleepy, having had a tiring day with pulling the Royal Bunnyla Holder, and then the StripeySpider baiting, and then with the threats of her being at the bottom of a bottomless dairy mine. She fell fast asleep too.
The Flaw arrived in the middle of the night, and poked at Kittenfox again. She woke up with a 'Meep!' and then proceeded to tell it her entire stowy right from the beginning.
"I was unwrapped, an only Kittencub, in the Royal Bedchamber of Cat Castle, by the exotic Queen Foxle, and King Cat. It was a mid autumn night, and falling-down leaves of crisp golds and hot reds and burnt browns flurried outside..."
The next day, Bunnyla awoke to find that his Kittenfox wasn't in the near vicinity! He ran about, to and fro, here and there, plaintively calling for his lost luffa. He spotted a few architects gathering supplies for the Bunnywas who had calmed down enough to appreciate that, overnight, an entire city had been built on the spot for them.
"Architects! Architects! Help me find my kittenfox!" He cried. The architects, unable to directly reply, lowered their little heads and hurried along on their errands. Bunnyla was vewy desperate now. He found some stripey spiders who were lolling around now that they had been relieved from their posts as Bunnywa Herders.
"Stripey spiders! Help me find the kittenfox! She is gone missing looking for The Flaw!"
The spiders mumbled amongst themselves and decided against the danger of the request.
Bunnyla was very upset and very ascared of the possibility that his kittenfox may not be seen ever again. He sat down and began to wail.
"OH KITTENFOX!!!!!" He lamented. " I IS SORRY FOR NOT GOING ON THE FLAW QUEST!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!"
And then...
The kittenfox appeared on the horizon, The Flaw in tow.
"We found it Bunnyla! We found it!"
Bunnyla looked up at it in awe. It was the biggest bit of cheese he'd ever seen! It even dwarfed the sleeping Bossyfingy! "Ooh," Said he, and he poked the cheese with a soft grey paw.
The massive cheese was unmoved.
The architects quickly set about figuring out a way to get it into the sky.
"Nono architects," Said Kittenfox, overhearing. "We are taking the cheese to Highest Hill, where there is a bigonormous ladder waiting for us!"
The architects conferred some more. Then they all turned to Kittenfox.
"We're afraid there is a slight engineering problem."
Kittenfox and Bunnyla frowned at these words.
"The cheese is just too massive to lift into any sort of transportationary device! We could move it if it were say,, already on the tank, but right now... It's impossible."
Undaunted, Kittenfox began thinking of ways to get the cheese onto the snow tank. After awhile, when the sun was setting pink in the sky, she hit on her idea.
"I KNOW!" Cried she. The bunnyla ran over and held a lightbulba made out of cookie over her head.
"We have to find The Flaw!" She continued.
The Bunnyla's ears drooped in terror. "The... The... The the the... ... ... ...F... Flaw?"
"Yes." Said Kittenfox firmly. "We can start now. With flaw-bait! Make me some, architects!"
The architects hmmed and ahhed for awhile before replying that because the bunnyla was ascared of The Flaw, they would not attract it in any way.
Kittenfox stomped a kittenfoot and packed some of the architect-made food and stomped off to find The Flaw by herself. The bunnyla was torn between safety and his kittenfox's Flaw-hunt. He eventually fell asleep trying to decide.
"Oh Fla-aw?" Kittenfox called, holding out morsels of food (in between eating them). "Where aa-re you?" She was in a rough patch (of cookie) and it was now night-time. Kittenfox was very sleepy, having had a tiring day with pulling the Royal Bunnyla Holder, and then the StripeySpider baiting, and then with the threats of her being at the bottom of a bottomless dairy mine. She fell fast asleep too.
The Flaw arrived in the middle of the night, and poked at Kittenfox again. She woke up with a 'Meep!' and then proceeded to tell it her entire stowy right from the beginning.
"I was unwrapped, an only Kittencub, in the Royal Bedchamber of Cat Castle, by the exotic Queen Foxle, and King Cat. It was a mid autumn night, and falling-down leaves of crisp golds and hot reds and burnt browns flurried outside..."
The next day, Bunnyla awoke to find that his Kittenfox wasn't in the near vicinity! He ran about, to and fro, here and there, plaintively calling for his lost luffa. He spotted a few architects gathering supplies for the Bunnywas who had calmed down enough to appreciate that, overnight, an entire city had been built on the spot for them.
"Architects! Architects! Help me find my kittenfox!" He cried. The architects, unable to directly reply, lowered their little heads and hurried along on their errands. Bunnyla was vewy desperate now. He found some stripey spiders who were lolling around now that they had been relieved from their posts as Bunnywa Herders.
"Stripey spiders! Help me find the kittenfox! She is gone missing looking for The Flaw!"
The spiders mumbled amongst themselves and decided against the danger of the request.
Bunnyla was very upset and very ascared of the possibility that his kittenfox may not be seen ever again. He sat down and began to wail.
"OH KITTENFOX!!!!!" He lamented. " I IS SORRY FOR NOT GOING ON THE FLAW QUEST!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!"
And then...
The kittenfox appeared on the horizon, The Flaw in tow.
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